With the 22nd pick of the 2009 draft the Vikings select....

2009 will be a great year for Viking fans and Pot Smokers alike. Percy Harvin is an amazing receiver and likes to puff. What more can a Vikes fan ask for. Percy is the Vikings best dank draft pick since Randy Moss. Only one nickname can truely personify Percy Harvin: "Purple Haze"

Courthouse Shenanigans (ft. Santonio Holmes)

Pittsburgh Courthouse

Baliff: All rise

Judge: Mr. Del Greco is there a reason your client is not here today?

Del Greco: Offseason training to bring our down trodden city something good to hold on to. I’m here to file a motion that the search was unconstitutional.

Judge: Unconstitutional!? On what grounds?

Del Greco: The man is a muthafukin legend! He made one of the best catches in football history.

Courtroom breaks out in wild cheering

Judge: (wipes brow with Terrible Towel) Ok Mr. Del Greco, we’ll see you back here on the 22^nd for pretrial.

Del Greco: Santonio, things went well, you’re looking at maybe 30 days probation, $500 fine.

Santonio: Fo real!! Well ain’t that the shit. Great job Mister Lawyer dude. Let me share the good news. (Hangs up)

(To everyone in the room) Time to party bitches!

Santonio: I’ll be right back, need to get the Sticky Icky for this celebration.

(Leaves to the Greenroom)

Santonio: #10 you gots it all. Ring, Super Bowl MVP, but it nutin compared to …

Ooooh Sticky Icky. You’re the real breakfast of champions. And fuck Wheaties for not agreeing with me. Im Super Bowl MVP and smoke this shit for breakfast. That makes you championship breakfast material to me Sticky. (Heads back to the party)

Mike Tomlin: Santonio, what the fuck are you doing!?

Santonio: Omar its cool, only a $500 fine. I opened a 2^nd bank account to take care of all future fines. I’m good for another 100 offensives. (Congratulatory fist pound left hanging as Tomlin leaves)

(In Car)

Tomlin: Jesus! What the fuck are we gonna do with Porter 2.0?

Meanwhile…………..

CO#1: I heard Santonio's only gonna get probation and a fine.

CO#2: Well that’s a relieve. There isn’t enough stitches in the building to deal with a horse like him

(Cheers go up throughout the jail)

Plax Aint Got No Job

A Plaxico Burress post is quite fitting for a blog called Character Issues. Not many players in recent memory have the "stats" that Plax has. With a resume filled with arrests, tickets, suspensions and the Latin Quater Leg Cramp.........the man is a legend!

Who Doesn’t Love Character Issues?

Lets face it......most sports fans know more about the character issues of celebs and athletes than their accomplishments. Some shun these types of immature behavior......here at Character Issues.com we embrace and idolize this behavior with open arms......if you have come to this site in search of humor, satire and poking fun at the more fortunate, then you have come to the right place. Sit back and enjoy the show.

Iggy